JesusBurger Corp. This idea is based on the same principle as Born Again Car Wash, Inc., except that it’s a national chain of faith-based fast-food restaurants staffed by low-income people who work in exchange for hamburgers and fries.
Especially in areas of the country with large populations of fundamentalist Christians, JesusBurger should be able to grab huge chunks of market share away from secular fast-food joints such as Burger King and McDonald’s.
Not only would patrons be performing an act of Christian charity by helping the less fortunate, but they also could be enticed with faith-based menu items such as the Loaves-and-Fishes Sandwich, the Lord-Almighty-Whatta-Burger (three times as big as a Whopper) and the John the Baptist Full Meal Deal (burger, soft drink, sundae, and a side of crispy french-fried locusts).
And to demonstrate that we’re not prejudiced, we’d also offer the Moses McMuffin (cream cheese and lox on a toasted bagel-like bun).
Posted by Tyler at May 14, 2004 05:41 PM